- Judge Nicholas Marshall: Justice may be blind, but it can see it the dark.
- Jericho 'Gibs' Gibson: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I coulda got here sooner, but the cops impounded my car. You know how hard it is for a black man to catch a cab in this town?
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: We're keeping the taxpayers waiting, did somebody order out for pizza?
- Marcus Keyes: Upholding the rights of the accused seems to be your specialty.
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: Nasty habit I picked up from the constitution.
- Marcus Keyes: Did you also pick up the habit of researching your cases after they've been dismissed?
- Tara McDonald: Oh yes. Judge Marshall is very conscientious. Nothing left unturned.
- Rush: You get an "A" in creativity, but an "F" in believability.
- Catalana "Cat" Duran: Then you won't believe it when I say DUCK!
- Jericho 'Gibs' Gibson: If they had given me that Pepsi commercial, Michael Jackson would still be black.
- Jericho 'Gibs' Gibson: Kinky. Is this what judges do in their off hours?
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: I'm a judge on my off hours. That's a hobby. This is work.
- Jericho 'Gibs' Gibson: Well, look man, judge or not I owe you. So whatever you want, name it.
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: I want you to take a good look at this man.
- Jericho 'Gibs' Gibson: Okay, I see him. What's next your honor?
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: Remember his face. I want you to kill him.
- Catalana 'Cat' Duran: "Does a secret vigilante task force exist in this city? Given the permissive likes of Judge Nicholas Marshall, I certainly hope so. In these violent times, we need all the help we can get. Even if it's from these Night Watchmen."
- Arnold 'Moon' Willis: Oh great... now we got a nickname.
- Judge Nicholas Marshall: "Night Watchmen." I like that. Not bad.