- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [drawing on Elmo Sputterspark's photo] That science nerd looks familiar.
- Drake Mallard: [screams] HEY, MY YEARBOOK!
- [He grabs Gosalyn]
- Drake Mallard: [angrily] Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen,
- [shakes her]
- Drake Mallard: and the pit of eternal flame?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [holds the yearbook up] But, Dad, look!
- Drake Mallard: [gasps in realization] Holy cats! I went to school with Megavolt!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the grade curve that gives you an F! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Drake Mallard: Have I ever told you about my high school days?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Run for it, he's gonna reminisce!
- [She and Launchpad try to run away, but Drake grabs them]
- Megavolt: [closing lines] I may have lost, but at least I know Darkwing Duck's secret identity. He's... Elmo Sputterspark! No, that's not right... He's Ham String! No, wait, that was the big guy... Aw, darn it!
- Megavolt: [excited] Ooh, I'm getting quite the charge out of this!
- [to his hostages]
- Megavolt: Get it? Charge?
- [laughs]
- Megavolt: Get it?
- Darkwing Duck: The only charge you'll get is kidnapping, you super-charged simpleton!
- Megavolt: Hey, I thought you lost your confidence.
- Darkwing Duck: Maybe so, but I'm not going to lose my friends!
- Megavolt: At last! At last I'll be rid of those meddling kids and their nosy dog! Whoa, wrong cartoon.
- Drake Mallard: Five bucks for valet parking? Gee! Well, at least I managed to convince Gosalyn to stay home.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [racing past him and Launchpad] Yo, where's the punch bowl?