Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

Sleeping Arrangements (2002)

Busy Philipps: Audrey Liddell

Quotes 

• Audrey Liddell : Waitressing is a bitch!

  [Audrey kicks off her boots, one of which hits the books on Joey's desks, knocking them all over] 

  Joey Potter : Nice entrance.

  Audrey Liddell : Oww, my feet feels like one enormous blister.

  Joey Potter : I told you not to wear those shoes.

  Audrey Liddell : Okay, it's offical. You do know everything.

• [Audrey collapses next to Joey in her bed] 

  Joey Potter : Audrey, has it escaped your attention that this is my bed?

  Audrey Liddell : Can I help it that this is the one closest to the door? No.

  Joey Potter : We can't both sleep here together.

  Audrey Liddell : Sure we can. It'll be the most action this bed's ever seen.

  Joey Potter : Well, for your information, I got asked out today.

  Audrey Liddell : [gasps]  Of course you said "no".

  Joey Potter : Of course.

  Audrey Liddell : Because your're long-suffering, insane, and fixated on Dawson?

  Joey Potter : How dysfunctional do you think I am?

  Audrey Liddell : About one lithium pill short of 'Girl Interrupted' status.