Dead Like Me (TV Series)

Send in the Clown (2004)

Ellen Muth: Georgia 'George' Lass

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Quotes 

• Daisy Adair : These are all at the Farmer's Market in exactly 27 minutes. I smell a disaster.

  Mason : No, five deaths is not a disaster.

  George : How many deaths is a disaster?

  Mason : More than five. Five's bullshit.

  George : How many?

  Mason : 16-20 is a disaster. 21 and up: catastrophe. 8-15 is a calamity.

  Rube Sofer : Seven and under?

  Mason : That's a crying shame.

• George : [voice over]  Look at those lips. I just want to bite your face. I wanna tear your skin off and make pajamas out of them and wear them to bed.

• George : Life sucks, and then you die... and then it still sucks.

• Brennan : [phone is ringing]  Should I answer it?

  George : Let's give that a whirl.

• Deirdre Daly : [handing George a flower]  For my first customer of the day.

  George : [taking her soul]  Mine too.

• [George is thinking to herself about the new guy she has just met at work as she walks around the office] 

  George : I cannot go out with this Brennan guy, it would never work out. You're a Taurus, he's a Gemini. He's Lutheran, and you're dead. You have to weasel your way out of this, you have to tell him... no.

  [sees Fran, flirting with Brennan and playing with his hair] 

  George : Oh my god, some slut is stealing my boyfriend!