- [George has dinner with the Van De Kamps]
- Andrew Van De Kamp: So, George, can I ask you a question? And it's kind of personal.
- George Williams: Sure.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Have you ever actually been with a woman?
- George Williams: [chuckling] Excuse me?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Well, let's be honest. I think it's obvious by the way that you talk and act that you're not a player, so I was just curious to find out if you had ever actually gotten in the game.
- George Williams: My experience with women is none of your business.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Oh, I think it is. I mean, you're dating my mom. And we both know that at your age, dating's a little more than just holding hands.
- George Williams: We're not dating exactly.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Oh, sure you are. And you know what? I think it's great. But I wanna make sure my mom's happy, you know, and it would really set my mind at ease to know that she's with a guy that knows how to please a lady.
- George Williams: This is inappropriate.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: You know, my parents had a great sex life. Man, I heard 'em through the wall of my bedroom once.
- George Williams: Please shut up.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: You should've heard my mom, too. She had this... this weird moan. It was kind of like, um...
- [Andrew makes a moan that's followed by an unh!]
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Isn't that bizarre? That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes.
- [a dumbfounded George looks at Andrew while Bree and Danielle enter with cobblers]
- Bree Van De Kamp: Okay, time for cobbler. Sorry, one of the dessert plates doesn't match. I tried to replace it, but it's Spode Florence. It's a rare pattern. It belonged to my grandmother. But hopefully once you taste the dessert, you'll forget all about it.
- George Williams: I'm not hungry.
- Bree Van De Kamp: George, you have to have this. It's absolutely scrumptious.
- [Bree takes a bite]
- Bree Van De Kamp: Mmm. Mmm!
- [George looks from Bree to Andrew, who points to Bree and mouths "That's it." George slams his fist and stands up]
- George Williams: Go to your room!
- Tom: The kids would benefit from having two stay-at-home parents. Although buying food might become an issue.