Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Pretty Little Picture (2004)

Steven Culp: Rex Van De Kamp

Quotes 

• Bree : Oh, Rex, you look so tired.

  Rex : I didn't sleep. This damn thing is so uncomfortable.

  Bree : Well, why don't you move back upstairs, and sleep in my bed.

  Rex : We're in marriage counseling, Bree. I think that would confuse things.

  Bree : It's just... I miss you.

  Rex : I know you do. Of course, if I don't start getting some sleep pretty soon, I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sheer exhaustion.

  Mary Alice Young : [narrating voice over]  Yes, Bree was afraid of many things. But if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of..., it was a challenge.

• Rex : So these "tennis lessons" we're taking. How are we doing?

  Bree : My back hand is improving immensely, but you're still having problems with your serve.

  Rex : Of course.

• Rex : We're not really taking tennis lessons, Carlos.

  Carlos Solis : You're not?

  Rex : It's a story Bree concocted to cover the fact we're seeing a marriage counselor.

  [Bree drops tray of food] 

  Rex : Bree! Bree!

  [She takes his glass of wine] 

  Rex : He wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro!

  [to everyone] 

  Rex : Bree and I are in marriage counseling.

  [to Bree] 

  Rex : Everyone knows our little secret now. Did the sky fall? Has your life come crashing down?

• Bree : Why is this happening?

  Rex : Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.

• Rex : [having an allergic reaction]  You put onions in my salad?

  Bree : No, I didn't!

  [looks back at table] 

  Bree : Oh, wait.