- [Dharma and Jane are playing German toruists while shopping, Lindsay is busy/annoyed, Jennifer is laid back/bemused/wt... /but getting it slowly]
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Costen poopen sweater?
- Jennifer: They want to know how much the sweater costs?
- Lindsay: It's seventy eight dollars.
- [Dharma looks to Jennifer for translation]
- Jennifer: [holding up fingers] Seventy eight dollars.
- [Dharma and Jane look blankly]
- Jennifer: Schleventy eighten dollarsen.
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Schleventy eighten dollarsen?
- Jane Cavanaugh: Costen way too muchen.
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Das is einen Donald Trumpen poopen sweater.
- Jennifer: They say it's a little pricey.
- Lindsay: Well, the sale table is over there.
- Jennifer: [pointing] Cheapen sweaters heresen.
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Cheapen sweaters sucken muchen.
- Jennifer: They don't like em.
- Lindsay: I got that.