The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Bird in the Head Hurts (1962)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Maybe he's carrying a torch for her.
Laura Petrie : Carrying a torch? At his age?
Rob Petrie : Well, um, maybe more like a match.
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Rob Petrie : What's he doin' now?
Laura Petrie : Well, he's soaking in the bathtub. It's the only thing that'll keep him quiet.
Rob Petrie : Well, keep him soaking awhile.
Laura Petrie : Oh, I hate to. His fingers and toes are all pruny.
Rob Petrie : Honey, would you rather have him pruny or hysterical?
Laura Petrie : Pruny.