The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Anthony Stone (1965)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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Sally Rogers : Laura, you're the only one I can tell, but... but you gotta take an oath.
Laura Petrie : Oh, I'm very good at oaths.
Sally Rogers : Taking them or keeping them.
Laura Petrie : Both. Both.
Sally Rogers : You'll tell no one?
Laura Petrie : I promise.
Sally Rogers : [after a pause] And when you tell Rob, make HIM promise.
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Laura Petrie : Gee, that's a lovely suit.
Sally Rogers : This suit?
Laura Petrie : Is it silk?
Sally Rogers : No, it's one of those blends. You know, cotton and anthrax or somethin'.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, I bet those Caribbean nights are pretty romantic, huh?
Sally Rogers : Well, so they tell me.
Buddy Sorrell : Gee, I gotta take Pickles there some time. Maybe somebody will fall in love with her.
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Laura Petrie : Oh, the boys were right! He's connected with the underworld?
Sally Rogers : Well, in a sense... he's a mortician.
Laura Petrie : A MORTICIAN!
[Sally shushes her]
Laura Petrie : He BURIES people?
Sally Rogers : Well, I hope he don't keep 'em around the house!