The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Brother, Can You Spare $2500? (1965)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : How's your headache?

  Rob Petrie : Well, I took a couple of aspirins. It's all gone except for the pain.

• Rob Petrie : I've got to go back to the office and tell Buddy and Sally I lost the script, and I want you with me.

  Laura Petrie : Me? Why?

  Rob Petrie : Because they won't hit me in front of my wife.

• Hobo #2 : Hey, hey, hey, fella. You, got a little somethin' for a needy bum?

  Rob Petrie : [mistaking the guy for his contact]  I sure have. You want me to put the money in the garbage can?

  Hobo #2 : Oh, you'd really like to take away my last shred of dignity, wouldn't you?

• Rob Petrie : [under arrest]  Wait a minute! My bum's comin'! He's expecting me!

• Rob Petrie : When Mel comes in here, I want to take the blame.

  Buddy Sorrell : No, no, come on, come on. We'll ALL take the blame. We'll... we'll each take fifty percent of the blame.

  Sally Rogers : That's three halves there.

  Buddy Sorrell : So forget my half.

• Rob Petrie : That script's worthless to you.

  Main Hobo : Oh I don't know. Maybe I'll get some of my friends and do a show in the park.