The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Dear Sally Rogers (1966)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : You've done the Stevie Parsons show a dozen times. Why are you suddenly afraid?

  Sally Rogers : I know, Rob, but I've used up all my best stories.

  Buddy Sorrell : So dazzle 'em with your beauty.

  Sally Rogers : Ah, thanks, Buddy. I don't need flattery. I need a joke.

  Buddy Sorrell : That WAS a joke.

• Sally Rogers : I'll advertise for a husband on television. Funny?

  Rob Petrie : Well, I... I... That's not what Buddy... That's not...

  Rob Petrie : [to Buddy]  You didn't mean THAT, did you?

  Buddy Sorrell : If it's funny, I meant it.

• Rob Petrie : [as Sally begins sorting through her sack of mail]  Whoa! You're not gonna read 'em NOW?

  Sally Rogers : Whoa, you're not gonna try and stop me, are you? My future may be in this bag.

  Buddy Sorrell : That's what I said the first time I saw my wife.

• Rob Petrie : Yeah, I guess after midnight bad taste becomes sophisticated.

• Rob Petrie : Listen to this: "Dear Miss Rogers, If you're serious. I'd like to recommend a Mr. Harvey Johnson. signed Mrs. Harvey Johnson."