The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Divorce (1963)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : You mean Buddy's serious?

  Rob Petrie : Serious? Honey, I sat with him for five hours. There was a bald bartender; he didn't make one crack.

• Rob Petrie : [over the phone]  Hey, Buddy, what's the matter with you? You all right?

  Buddy Sorrell : [groggy]  Sleepin' pills.

  Rob Petrie : [to Laura]  He took sleepin' pills.

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!

  Rob Petrie : Buddy?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.

  Rob Petrie : Buddy, listen to me: How many did you take?

  Buddy Sorrell : [ever the jokester]  Not enough.

• Rob Petrie : Honey! What makes you think that a short, bare-fisted punch delivered by an enraged husband at point blank range to an naked eye would hurt a fella any?

• Laura Petrie : You said to Buddy that his wife was deceitful and dishonest?

  Rob Petrie : Ye... Well, you should've heard HIS description of her.

  Laura Petrie : Darling, he can say all the nasty things he wants to about her. She's his wife.

• Rob Petrie : Honey, Buddy is my best friend and she is the one that drove him to Dozy Doodles.

• Rob Petrie : Buddy, I must say that was a very well-aimed punch.

  Buddy Sorrell : What well-aimed? I was trying to hit Pickles.