The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work (1965)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

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Quotes 

• Mel Cooley : People, I've got great news.

  Buddy Sorrell : The Harvard Medical School found a way to get your scalp into a bottle.

• Mel Cooley : I thought you'd be excited, Rob.

  Rob Petrie : Why, I am, I am, but I just got the weirdest feeling.

  Buddy Sorrell : [pointing to Mel]  I do, too, but it'll go away when he does.

• Mel Cooley : Well, I hope you've got something to do this summer, because Alan's just gonna loaf.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh, he's takin' YOUR job, huh?

• Mel Cooley : Well, I CERTAINLY won't miss YOU this summer!

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, I'm gettin' a .38, and I ain't gonna miss you, either.

  Mel Cooley : Yuck.