The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise (1964)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Mel Cooley : Well, well, what's bothering Smokey the Bore?
Buddy Sorrell : "Smokey the Boar" - hey, not bad for a self-taught incompetent.
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Buddy Sorrell : [upon hearing of a 15% raise] Boy, that's... that's great. Why didn't you tell us last night?
Rob Petrie : Well, there's a little more.
Buddy Sorrell : A little more than 15%?
Rob Petrie : No.
Sally Rogers : You mean we split 15%?
Rob Petrie : No, no.
Buddy Sorrell : Seven and a half percent?
Rob Petrie : No.
Sally Rogers : 3%.
Rob Petrie : No, it's 15% raise.
Buddy Sorrell : It's there, but nobody got it. It's a treasure hunt.
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Rob Petrie : I'm just happy about your new jobs.
Buddy Sorrell : New jobs already?
Sally Rogers : With whom?
Rob Petrie : Barracuda Limited.
Buddy Sorrell : Barracuda? What is that?
Rob Petrie : Alan Brady's mother-in-law.
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Buddy Sorrell : Boy, to you, all the world's a sketch and all the men and women live on Flugel Street.
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Buddy Sorrell : We do all the work and the desert rat gets the gravy.
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Buddy Sorrell : This is like you're Field Marshal Montgomery and you won the big war in Africa. And when it's all over, you find out that Rommel was gettin' more money than you.