The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
It's a Shame She Married Me (1963)
Robert Vaughn: Jim Darling
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Quotes
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Jim Darling : Uh, you coming, uh, Cooley?
Mel Cooley : Ah, yes, Darling. Uh, JIM!
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[Sponsor Jim Darling invites everyone up to his penthouse to celebrate their new business relationship]
Buddy Sorrell : Say, is this, uh, business or pleasure?
Jim Darling : Strictly pleasure.
Buddy Sorrell : Good. I'll leave my wife home.
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Rob Petrie : You, uh... you never got married, huh?
Jim Darling : Well, how could I? You got my girl.
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Sally Rogers : Well, a man like you should TAKE time for things like tennis and golf and marriage.
Jim Darling : Well, I don't care much for tennis or golf, but I'd get married in a minute if I could find another girl like Laura.
Buddy Sorrell : How about another girl like Sally?
Sally Rogers : Another girl? How about Sally?
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Laura Petrie : Uh, would anyone like some coffee?
Jim Darling : Yes, as a matter of fact I could use a cup.
Rob Petrie : I'll get it honey.
Sally Rogers : [Jumping up] Ah, I'll help you Laura.
Rob Petrie : Sally, I said I'm going get it.
Sally Rogers : Oh, boy, are you going to get it.
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Jim Darling : Really, where are you going?
