The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Jealousy! (1961)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Morning, honey.

  [puckers his lips expecting a kiss, but instead gets an earful] 

  Laura Petrie : [in rapid-fire fashion]  What do you mean by that? It may be a good morning for you, but it wasn't for me! You didn't have to clean up the mess that this one made when he decided to finger paint all over the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste. And you don't have to be concerned at all about the fact that the cleaning woman isn't coming today and you have five people coming for lunch. Sure, go ahead, good morning! Why not?

  Rob Petrie : [recoiling]  Honey, give me another chance. I'll go out and come in again.

  [starts for the door to the living room] 

  Rob Petrie : I won't say good morning - I'll just wave as I go by.

• Millie Helper : Rob is a doll and you know it.

  Laura Petrie : I just hope Valerie Blake doesn't collect dolls.

• Laura Petrie : You've been very busy, Blakely.