The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Jilting the Jilter (1963)

Guy Marks: Freddy White

Quotes 

• Freddy White : Oh, you're one in a million!

  Sally Rogers : Yeah, those are my usual odds.

• Freddy White : Now for those of you who are not familiar with the umack bird, the umack bird happens to be one of the rarest species of birds on the face of the earth today. And they also happen to be very passionate birds. Do you know that every night at 9:30 o'clock when the moon is at its very lowest, you can find this bird flying from branch to branch in search for her mate. "Is that umack? Is that umack?"

• Laura Petrie : Well, where'd you two have dinner?

  Freddy White : At the Plush Pheasant.

  Rob Petrie : Plush Pheasant? That's kind of classy, isn't it?

  Freddy White : I hope to kiss a rhino. You know what it cost for dinner for two? Forty-one dollars, not including the tip.

  Sally Rogers : Ah, what'd you tell 'em for?

  Freddy White : Well, why not? Listen, I've never met a girl before that took me to such expensive places.

• [said often] 

  Freddy White : [to Sally]  Mommyyyyy!