The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Love Thy Other Neighbor (1966)
Joby Baker: Fred Staggs
Quotes
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Fred Staggs : Mary Jane can't get out of the bathtub without me.
Rob Petrie : Why?
Fred Staggs : I forgot to unpack the towels.
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Fred Staggs : Mary Jane told me to return your screwdriver, but I'm returning it anyway. How's that for a neighbor, huh?
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Fred Staggs : I don't want to be known as a sponger around the neighborhood. Oh by the way, Mary Jane wants to borrow a sponge.
