The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Husband Is Not a Drunk (1962)

Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper

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Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : Okay, what say we eat first and then get hypnotized?

  Jerry Helper : Good.

  Millie Helper : Eat first?

  Laura Petrie : Sure, we always do it that way.

  Buddy Sorrell : Not with my wife's cookin'. Better you should be hypnotized first.

• Glen Jameson : [to Jerry]  When I snap my fingers, you'll assume the personality of the person you most admire. I repeat, the person you most admire.

  Sally Rogers : [to Millie]  Who's it gonna be?

  Millie Helper : His hero.

  [snap] 

  Jerry Helper : San Francisco is the home of my birth. 441 and a half O'Farrell Street. I went through grade school and high school as a star basketball player. Early in life I wanted to become a dentist, which I now am. I'm highly proficient in root canal work. Yes, I am. I feel...

  Sally Rogers : [to Millie]  Who's he talking about?

  Millie Helper : His hero - HIM.