The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Husband Is the Best One (1964)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Alan Brady : Shut up, Mel!

  Mel Cooley : Yes, sir.

• Mel Cooley : Good morning, staff.

  Buddy Sorrell : Good morning, stiff.

• Mel Cooley : Newstime Magazine is going to do a cover story of Alan and, as his writers, they want to know what you think of him.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, they can't print THAT in a family magazine.

  Mel Cooley : Uh, you can say anything you want as long as you bear in mind that your contracts are coming up for renewal.