The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life (1964)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : [nervously]  If, uh, I ask you something, would ya give me an honest answer?

  Laura Petrie : [just as nervously]  Well, sure, Millie. What is it?

  Millie Helper : Well, even if you knew that by telling the truth, ya might hurt someone ya like?

  Laura Petrie : Well, I-I guess that would depend on... how much that person would be hurt.

  Millie Helper : Let's say a lot. Would ya?

  Laura Petrie : Well, then I guess, too, it would depend on... who that person I like was.

  Millie Helper : Let's say it was someone you liked as-as well as me.

  Laura Petrie : Oh, well, Millie, there aren't very many people I like as well as you.

  Millie Helper : Oh. Well, let's say it was me.

  Laura Petrie : Is it you?

  Millie Helper : [explosively]  YES, IT'S ME!