The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
October Eve (1964)
Carl Reiner: Sergei Carpetna
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : You know what your problem is? You're just too much in love with yourself.
Sergei Carpetna : Right. And even I'm not good enough for me.
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Sergei Carpetna : I painted you as a goddess and you're acting like a peasant!
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Sergei Carpetna : [introducing himself] Sergei Carpetna.
Rob Petrie : Oh, you're... oh, you're the, uh, perpetrator of this painting, huh?
Sergei Carpetna : Well, I've never heard it quite expressed that way, but I guess I am, yes.
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Rob Petrie : It'd be a crime to destroy a beautiful painting like that. It would also be a crime to deprive you of the money you've struggled so hard to earn with your work.
Sergei Carpetna : That was a very good sentence. Come on, come on. Continue, continue.
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Sergei Carpetna : Evil is in the mind of the beholder.
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Laura Petrie : [posing for her portrait] My husband is gonna be so excited.
Sergei Carpetna : That peasant. What does he know? Jokes, he writes for Milton Berle.
Laura Petrie : No, Alan Brady.
Sergei Carpetna : What's the difference. He's a jolly jokester, a peasant. He should kiss the ground of a girl like you.
Laura Petrie : Well, I love him.
Sergei Carpetna : So you're a peasant, too.
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Sergei Carpetna : I've already had three offers for it.
Rob Petrie : Three?
Sergei Carpetna : Mm hmm. There's a South American millionaire, wants it for his mansion on top of a mountain in Brazil.
Rob Petrie : That's a wonderful place for it.
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Sergei Carpetna : Come on, Petrie, we have some fun. Let's kill us a painting.
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Laura Petrie : I wanted a painting for Rob, a picture of me exactly the way I look in this outfit!
Sergei Carpetna : For that kind of a picture you take a camera, you go to Central Park, you get on a pony and snap your brains out.