The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
One Angry Man (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Oh! We're not supposed to be doin' this.
Marla Hendrix : Doing what?
Rob Petrie : Talkin' and picking up each other's lipstick.
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Laura Petrie : Rob, why did you ogle her that way?
Rob Petrie : Now, honey, what was the matter with the way I ogled her?
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Third Juror : Are you a mother?
Rob Petrie : No.
Third Juror : Ah-HA! Well, I AM a mother, and, believe me, a mother's intuition is better than a tall, skinny comedy writer.
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Rob Petrie : We, uh, we missed the evening newscast.
Sally Rogers : How 'bout that. I wondered why the evening seemed so empty.
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Laura Petrie : Did you hurt yourself?
Rob Petrie : When?
Laura Petrie : When you fell out of the jury box because you were gawking at Marla Hendrix
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Rob Petrie : Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can explain... nothing.
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Rob Petrie : First of all, there were 11 other jurors in that box.
Laura Petrie : And none of them fell out.
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Laura Petrie : You're not capable of judging this case fairly. You're prejudiced. You're being blinded by statistics.
Rob Petrie : Statistics?
Laura Petrie : 36-24-36.