The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Racy Tracy Rattigan (1963)

Richard Dawson: Tracy Rattigan

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• Tracy Rattigan : The only thing I have against marriage, my dear: it takes the prettiest girls out of circulation.

• Rob Petrie : Tracy, this is Laura, my wife.

  Tracy Rattigan : Is this foul news the truth?

  Laura Petrie : That's right. I'm his husband.

  Rob Petrie : She means I'm her wife.

• Tracy Rattigan : You cad! You ruined my joke!

  Rob Petrie : Well, better your joke than your suit, eh, Tracy?

• Tracy Rattigan : Don't stand there, old lovie. Go get a notepad and pencil and jot down any bits of accidental brilliance I might babble out. If you think of a joke yourself, do feel free to pop it in, right?

• Tracy Rattigan : I get such a kick out of seeing irate husbands.

• Rob Petrie : You were just putting me on? You weren't serious?

  Tracy Rattigan : That's something you'll never be quite sure about, will you, old lovie?