The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread (1964)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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[Sally discovers a single red rose in her desk]
Rob Petrie : I think you've got a secret admirer, huh?
Sally Rogers : Secret admirer?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, you know, like those guys who send, uh, a dozen roses to chorus girls.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, but I'm not a chorus girl.
Buddy Sorrell : That's why you only got one.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, there he is, the guy with enough foreheads for four heads.
Mel Cooley : I have no time for your insults.
Buddy Sorrell : [brightly] We can do it later.
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Bert Monker : What is Rock Huson gonna give ya? Heartache.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, what do we get from your sandwiches? Heartburn.
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Sally Rogers : That's the story of my life. I'm surrounded by funny guys. You know, just once, just once, I'd like to meet a guy who only knew one punch line, "Will you mary me?"
Buddy Sorrell : That's a straight line.
Sally Rogers : I'll take it. No, I mean it, I mean it. I don't care, even if he's not in show business or knows nothing about comedy, is a dull, bland, unfunny guy.
Buddy Sorrell : [to Mel] Don't just stand there - volunteer.
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Rob Petrie : Well, I guess I'll call Laura and tell her to start dinner without me.
Buddy Sorrell : I better call Pickles and tell her to start fighting without me.
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Rob Petrie : Hey, wait a minute. This rose DOES have kind of a manly smell about it. What... what is it, Buddy?
Buddy Sorrell : [smelling Sally's rose] Pastrami.
Rob Petrie : Yeah. That's what it is. It's pastrami.
Sally Rogers : Well, there's our first clue. My secret admirer loves pastrami.
Buddy Sorrell : Either that or this flower was pollinated by a kosher bee.
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Sally Rogers : [trying to learn the source of her rose] Mel, Mel? Um, you have a garden, don't you?
Mel Cooley : It's my hobby.
Sally Rogers : [presenting her flower] Do you know anything about that?
Mel Cooley : [taking and appraising it] Why yes. It's a rose.
[Mel hands it back and exits]
Buddy Sorrell : We shoulda called him earlier.
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Buddy Sorrell : Avant garde? That's French for off-Broadway garbage.
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Buddy Sorrell : [seeing Mel exit] There he goes, the only office boy with a key to the executive washroom.
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Rob Petrie : [Buddy suggests that a rose found in Sally's desk could be for Rob or himself] Oh come on, they don't send roses to fellas.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, that's right, a rose is kind of a sissy flower.
Rob Petrie : Are there manly flowers?
Buddy Sorrell : Why sure, there's snapdragons, tiger lilies, stinkweed.
Sally Rogers : Oh Buddy, come on!
Buddy Sorrell : Crabgrass, jonquils...