The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Sally and the Lab Technician (1961)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Why hasn't Sally ever married, Rob? I think, as a comedy writer, she'd be fun to be with. She's an attractive girl.
Rob Petrie : Sal's had plenty of boyfriends but she scares 'em off.
Laura Petrie : How?
Rob Petrie : She's too quick with the answers. Guys hate girls who make jokes about everything.
Laura Petrie : Well, you don't mind if I make jokes.
Rob Petrie : Well, I would if you made one every time you opened your mouth.
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Laura Petrie : Rob, you know what I was thinking?
Rob Petrie : Yeah, and I'm one hundred per cent against it.
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Laura Petrie : Hi Sally.
Sally Rogers : Hi. Here's a plastic spaceship for Ritchie and a 5-pound box of candy for you and let's not waste any more time. Where is he?