The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

See Rob Write, Write Rob Write (1965)

John McGiver: Ollie Wheelright

Quotes 

• Ollie Wheelwright : Mother Goose has been scaring children for years. That crazy old broad was vicious.

• Ollie Wheelwright : I tell you I can see symbolism even when it isn't there. Now, you take this character Rollie on Fire Island. If people knew what he was really writing about, we'd all be in jail.

• Ollie Wheelwright : All that violence and killing. I got more laughs out of reading "The Hunchback of Notre Dame."

• Ollie Wheelwright : [on the phone]  Tell our lawyers to cancel the contract on Dr. Dumpling.

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Dr. Dumpling. Ritchie loves him.

  Ollie Wheelwright : Yes, so do most of the bartenders in town.

  Laura Petrie : Aw gee, what a shame. The talking furniture books of his are wonderful. So creative.

  Ollie Wheelwright : Oh, he's not so creative, my dear. He merely writes what he sees.

• Rob Petrie : Ollie, it looks like we've caught you on a bad morning.

  Ollie Wheelwright : Robert, I haven't had a good morning since I became an adult.