The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk (1964)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : We're sitting here knocking Neil so much I'm beginning to feel guilty about him now.

  Buddy Sorrell : Ah, don't feel so bad. I love Pickles, but if somebody asked me if she'd make a good wife I would have to say no.

  Sally Rogers : Buddy, you shouldn't talk like that. You know, if I were your wife...

  Buddy Sorrell : Call her, maybe we can make a deal.

• Buddy Sorrell : Why don't you just tell a big fat lie, write the letter, forget it?

  Sally Rogers : Oh Buddy, where are your principles?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, my high school principal's in New Jersey.