The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Talk to the Snail (1966)

Carl Reiner: Alan Brady

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Alan, uh, how'd you find out about Claude Wilber?

  Alan Brady : Wilber's dummy told my dummy.

  Rob Petrie : Jellybean called Mel? I'm sorry, Mel.

• Alan Brady : Snail, snake, what's the difference?

  Buddy Sorrell : To a love-hungry snake it makes a lot of difference.

• Alan Brady : Now, come on, get to work and write me some words that are worthy of my mouth or I'll fire you WITHOUT a memo.

• [repeated line] 

  Alan Brady : Shut up, Mel.