The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Talk to the Snail (1966)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Now, Herman Glimscher will forgive you if you're a few minutes late.
Sally Rogers : That's fine, except I'm going out with Douglas Bedlork.
Rob Petrie : Who's that, a new fella?
Sally Rogers : Yeah, brand new. I don't think he's ever been used before.
Buddy Sorrell : You know somethin', those second-hand guys that look like new can't be trusted.
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Buddy Sorrell : [about Sally's date] This guy is some laugher. I may take you out myself sometime.
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Buddy Sorrell : All for one and two for five.
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Mel Cooley : [sensing something's wrong] Why are you all standing like that?
Buddy Sorrell : We're tryin' out for a toboggan team.
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Mel Cooley : Well, is there anything I can do in Alan's absence?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, join 'im.
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Buddy Sorrell : Wait a minute. What kind of a leader are you?
Rob Petrie : The weak, silent type.
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Alan Brady : Snail, snake, what's the difference?
Buddy Sorrell : To a love-hungry snake it makes a lot of difference.