The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

That's My Boy?? (1963)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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• Nurse : [presenting folder]  Mrs. Petrie, I have your valuables right here. Would you check them, please?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, no, these aren't mine. I had just a watch.

  Nurse : [checking the folder]  Oh, stupid. Room 203. Busy, busy, busy. Here's room 208.

  Laura Petrie : That's it. Yes, thank you.

  Nurse : Well, goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. Petrie, and I wish you a lot of luck with her.

  Rob Petrie : Her?

  Nurse : Oh, I'm sorry - him! Baby boy Peters.

  Rob Petrie : No, no, uh - Petrie.

  Nurse : Whatever.

  Nurse : [to other nurse]  Edna, please go make up Mrs. Petrie's room.

  Rob Petrie : We're the... we're the, um, Petries.

  Nurse : Well, whatever. They're leaving today, too. Boy, will I be glad when this day is over!

• Rob Petrie : Laura, did you know that one out of every fifty million women have the wrong baby?

  Laura Petrie : Well, that's a cute trick. How does she manage it?

  Rob Petrie : Honey, she doesn't have it while she's having it. It's after she has it she has it!

• Rob Petrie : Honey, h-h-ow much do you like that baby?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob, don't tell me you're jealous already.

  Rob Petrie : No, honey, I'm not gettin...

  Laura Petrie : Oh, that Dr. Spock knows everything.

• Rob Petrie : Alright, that is just about everything, huh?

  Laura Petrie : How about the baby?

  Rob Petrie : Awww, only a mother would think of that.