The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

That's My Boy?? (1963)

Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper

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• Rob Petrie : Jerry, that nurse gave Laura the wrong jewelry, she called him a her, she didn't even know our name, and everybody, including me, thinks it looks like a different baby.

  Jerry Helper : Rob...

  Rob Petrie : Look, even Laura thinks the baby looks different. His own mother!... I think.

• Rob Petrie : Who, uh... who do you think the baby looks like?

  Jerry Helper : You know, I don't know. How can you tell at this age? I mean, their looks change every day. Now, that first day, he looked like you.

  Rob Petrie : Yeah. Then a little later he looked something like Laura.

  Jerry Helper : Mm-hm.

  Rob Petrie : Then, the day comin' home in the cab, he looked a lot like Ralph Martoni.

  Jerry Helper : Who's Ralph Martoni?

  Rob Petrie : The cab driver. Didn't you see his picture on the license plate? Little pudgy bald guy.

  Jerry Helper : Rob, listen, all newborn babies look like Ralph Martoni. I mean, the hospital could give you any kid and you wouldn't know the difference.