The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

That's My Boy?? (1963)

Amzie Strickland: Nurse

Quotes 

• Nurse : [presenting folder]  Mrs. Petrie, I have your valuables right here. Would you check them, please?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, no, these aren't mine. I had just a watch.

  Nurse : [checking the folder]  Oh, stupid. Room 203. Busy, busy, busy. Here's room 208.

  Laura Petrie : That's it. Yes, thank you.

  Nurse : Well, goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. Petrie, and I wish you a lot of luck with her.

  Rob Petrie : Her?

  Nurse : Oh, I'm sorry - him! Baby boy Peters.

  Rob Petrie : No, no, uh - Petrie.

  Nurse : Whatever.

  Nurse : [to other nurse]  Edna, please go make up Mrs. Petrie's room.

  Rob Petrie : We're the... we're the, um, Petries.

  Nurse : Well, whatever. They're leaving today, too. Boy, will I be glad when this day is over!