The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Death of the Party (1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• [At 5:00AM Laura answers the doorbell to find Rob] 

  Laura Petrie : [with false civility]  Hi.

  Rob Petrie : I was so proud. I dressed, I shaved, and I packed, and I got out without wakin' you up.

  Laura Petrie : And you were so proud, you had to come back and tell me, huh?

• Laura Petrie : [finding Rob, still in his coat, laid out on the bed]  Oh, Rob!

  Rob Petrie : [waking]  Huh?

  Laura Petrie : What are you doing?

  Rob Petrie : Taking a shower.

• [Laura kisses Rob's forehead] 

  Rob Petrie : Is that affection or were you taking my temperature?

  Laura Petrie : Both. Temperature's still 103 but... let's see, the affection's about 97.4.

  Rob Petrie : Isn't that a little low for affection?

  Laura Petrie : Well, with a fever of 103, you couldn't take much more.