The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Death of the Party (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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[At 5:00AM Laura answers the doorbell to find Rob]
Laura Petrie : [with false civility] Hi.
Rob Petrie : I was so proud. I dressed, I shaved, and I packed, and I got out without wakin' you up.
Laura Petrie : And you were so proud, you had to come back and tell me, huh?
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Laura Petrie : [finding Rob, still in his coat, laid out on the bed] Oh, Rob!
Rob Petrie : [waking] Huh?
Laura Petrie : What are you doing?
Rob Petrie : Taking a shower.
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[Laura kisses Rob's forehead]
Rob Petrie : Is that affection or were you taking my temperature?
Laura Petrie : Both. Temperature's still 103 but... let's see, the affection's about 97.4.
Rob Petrie : Isn't that a little low for affection?
Laura Petrie : Well, with a fever of 103, you couldn't take much more.
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Rob Petrie : How can I get rid of a 24-hour virus before I get home?
Buddy Sorrell : Don't go home for twenty-four hours.
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Rob Petrie : Millie, you're woman. You know that the 24-hour virus is not as painful as a two-week cold shoulder.