The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Ghost of A. Chantz (1964)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : As long as there's a possibility of driving him crazy, I'll never tell.
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Mr. Little : There are no reservations. No rooms.
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : Well, that's impossible.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : That's what we've been telling him. Look, Mr. Cooley called and made reservations. Right, Mel?
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : That's right. I...
[realizes that he forgot and holds his forehead]
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : The Hairless Phantom strikes again.
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : Rob and I will work things out. Look, why don't you girls go and have dinner.
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : [Referring to Buddy] Oh, and take IT with you. Rob, I-I just feel awful.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Don't feel so bad, Mel. You finally accomplished a great feat - you got everybody hating you at the same time.
[to stuffed moose on the wall]
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Attack!