The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Ghost of A. Chantz (1964)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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[Sally walks out in a robe with her hair covered by a hairnet]
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : [Reacts in fright] Ah! Oh!
Sally Rogers : What's with you?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Sally, Sallly, we've-we've been working together five years. I never knew you looked like that.
Sally Rogers : Like what?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Like my wife.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [all piled into the hide-a-bed] Anybody asleep?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : You nuts?
Sally Rogers : Who could sleep?
Laura Petrie : I am fast awake.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : My heart's beating so hard it's gonna knock the covers off.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Look, it's been over two hours now and nothing strange or unusual has happened.
Sally Rogers : No? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Ghosts, ghosts! That's what it was! This place is haunted like they said.
Sally Rogers : Who said? A ghost haunted? Who said?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Rob!
Laura Petrie : Rob?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I didn't.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : He did!
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : It isn't!
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : It is!
Laura Petrie : Well, is it?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I never said...
Sally Rogers : Well, who?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Who who who? It's what he says!
Laura Petrie : Did you?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I didn't. No, the guy I saw...
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Well, yeah, there was a guy told Rob that the... that the place is haunted! And he says there's a guy got murdered here and he's coming back and he's gonna get all of us!
Sally Rogers : Who?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Who? That's the ghost with the mustache!
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Laura Petrie : Move over, sissy, your ma is tired.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, your dad's good looking but we're still not getting a room.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : All I know is that there's someone that wants us to leave here.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Yeah, yeah, me, me!
Sally Rogers : Look, Rob, I'm with Buddy. This is getting to be like a bad horror movie. All we're missing is Vincent Price and the thunder and the lightning.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob, I'm scared!
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Look, I agree that we should leave here, but let's not lose our heads now.
[Buddy and Sally open the door to leave, thunder and lightning start, they come back in and put down their bags]
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : All that's missing now is Vincent Price.
[There is a knock on the bedroom door and it opens by itself]
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : The door's open, the door's open.
Sally Rogers : [nervously] Vincent?
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Sally Rogers : Those guys have been acting strange all evening. I wonder what's with them?
Laura Petrie : I think Buddy's just homesick. He probably misses Pickles.
Sally Rogers : Well, what's with Rob?
Laura Petrie : He misses me.
Sally Rogers : Hey, Laura, I can go sleep on the porch.