The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Great Petrie Fortune (1965)

Forrest Lewis: Mr. Harlow

Quotes 

• Mr. Harlow : [checking through old coins]  Of course we all know about the nickel. Yes, it's a buffalo on one side and an Indian head on the other.

  Buddy Sorrell : I got one here that's just the opposite.

  Mr. Harlow : You have a very rare sense of humor.

  Sally Rogers : Yeah, and they haven't found a cure for it yet, either.

• Mr. Harlow : If you hold on to these, in time they'll be worth 7000-8000 dollars.

  Rob Petrie : When?

  Mr. Harlow : About the turn of the century.

  Buddy Sorrell : That's a pretty slow turn. You don't even have to put your hand out for that one.