The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : I just don't see why a happily married woman has to keep a box full of strange love sonnets hidden down in her basement.
Laura Petrie : They're not HIDDEN in the basement.
Rob Petrie : They're not? I didn't see any shoebox down there.
Laura Petrie : Well, you're just not very observant, that's all, 'cause they're... lying right there.
Rob Petrie : Where?
Laura Petrie : By the furnace.
Rob Petrie : There's no shoebox by that furnace.
Laura Petrie : Well, they're there. They're... right behind some loose bricks.
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Rob Petrie : Sally, what're you doin' tonight?
Sally Rogers : Nothin', but I think I can get out of it.
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Sally Rogers : What's he look like?
Rob Petrie : Oh, he's a cross between Gregory Peck and Stewart Granger.
Sally Rogers : Hey, that ain't too bad. What's his name?
Buddy Sorrell : Stewart Peck.
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Laura Petrie : Rob, would it make you happy if I burned them? Is that what you want? You just say the word, dear, and I will burn them.
Rob Petrie : Burn them.
Laura Petrie : No, sir. Not if you're gonna take THAT attitude.
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Laura Petrie : [fighting with Rob over the phone] And I object to your tone.
Rob Petrie : You're gonna hear a dial tone in a minute 'cause I'm gonna hang up.
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Rob Petrie : [entering and seeing Joe] Well, how's the old duffer today?
Joe Coogan : [turning around and smiling in recognition] Old duff...? Rob!
Rob Petrie : [seeing Joe in his priest collar for the first time] Well. Why, I didn't mean... I didn't mean you're an old duffer, Foffer. Father! Father Duffer! I mean, Father Duffy.