The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan (1964)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper
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Quotes
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Millie Helper : Listen, if these were MY love poems and they made my husband crazy jealous, I'd keep 'em. There's nothin' worse than a complacent husband.
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Laura Petrie : Why did I only keep Joe Coogan's love sonnets and not Phillip Cabot's or Jim Darling's?
Millie Helper : Did they wrote you sonnets too?
Laura Petrie : No.
Millie Helper : Well, maybe that's why.
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Laura Petrie : Well, what am I gonna do?
Millie Helper : About what?
Laura Petrie : About sonnets, Joe Coogan, my husband, my guilt?
Millie Helper : Well, I'd say keep the sonnets, keep your husband, get rid of your guilt, and see Joe Coogan again.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Mille, this is no joke.
Millie Helper : Who's joking. It's the only way you're gonna get rid of your guilt, by seeing him again, then you'll find out all the reasons why you didn't find him as attractive as your husband.
