The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Meershatz Pipe (1961)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Mel Cooley : [stopping a sick Rob from entering the office] Just a moment! Where do you think you're going?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : To my office, naturally.
Mel Cooley : As producer of this show, I forbid you to enter this office. You're contagious.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Contagious?
Mel Cooley : "The Alan Brady Show" goes on the air tomorrow night. I am not going to risk Alan's health by allowing you to come in contact with him.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I came here to write for him, not to kiss him.