The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Night the Roof Fell In (1962)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : You're gonna have to talk to that boy.

  Rob Petrie : I would love to. You just sent him to bed!

• Laura Petrie : Millie, he's never not come home before. If anything's happened to him, I'll kill him!

• Rob Petrie : Ritchie say anything cute today?

  Laura Petrie : No, not that I can remember.

  Rob Petrie : Well, tell him to get with it! What is the use of having a kid around the house if he can't be cute?

• Millie Helper : [after hearing Laura's version of what happened]  Now, Laura, Rob didn't say ALL those things.

  Laura Petrie : Millie, I give you my word.

  Millie Helper : Oh, come on. I know Rob.

  Laura Petrie : Well, maybe he didn't say ALL those words, but that's what it sounded like to me.

• Laura Petrie : Well, I know what you're thinking. Why don't you say it? Go on! Out with it! Out with what's on your mind! Tell me I'm overweight! Tell me you're sorry you ever married me!

  Rob Petrie : Well, now, honey, I'm sorry.

  [realizes immediately but too late how that sounded] 

  Laura Petrie : Oh, you are? Well, I don't have to sit here and take that from you!

  [opens the front door] 

  Laura Petrie : You can just get out!

  Rob Petrie : Laura, baby!

  [skips to the front door] 

  Rob Petrie : Funny face!

  [Laura slams the door in his face] 

• Laura Petrie : [after Rob sees Ritchie's poor spelling test grade]  Rob, we promised: no more yelling.

  Rob Petrie : That's right.

  Ritchie Petrie : Here, Daddy, sign it.

  Rob Petrie : Nope. First we eat, then we sign.

  Laura Petrie : But... no yelling.

  Rob Petrie : No yelling - but a lot of loud "discussion."

• Rob Petrie : You're tired. You're overwrought.

  Laura Petrie : Why you,

  [slaps Rob] 

  Laura Petrie : telling me I'm overweight.