The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth (1964)

Dick Patterson: Stevie Parsons

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• Stevie Parsons : All kidding aside, would you, uh, really like to get married?

  Sally Rogers : Would I like to get ma... Do kangaroos like kumquats?

  Stevie Parsons : Well, I don't know.

  Sally Rogers : Well, I don't know either. That's their problem. My problem is I wanna get married.

• Sally Rogers : Listen, if any of you out there have a lazy brother, an unemployed uncle or a nutty nephew, you send 'em to me!

  Stevie Parsons : Okay, folks, you can mail those photos to...

  Sally Rogers : What photos? Send THEM. The zip code number's 7439824002.

  Stevie Parsons : Oh, my g... Sally, sorry, but we just run out of time.

  Sally Rogers : Well, wait a minute. I haven't finished zipping my code.