"The Dick Van Dyke Show" The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears... (TV Episode 1963) - Morey Amsterdam as Buddy Sorrell

Buddy Sorrell : Rob, there are eight million stories in the naked city, and I think you're one of 'em.
Buddy Sorrell : Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't see those two people.

Rob Petrie : Why?

Buddy Sorrell : Well, once I-I witnessed an accident. There was a car and a fruit truck, and like a jerk I went and reported it. Hoo, boy, I'll never make THAT mistake again.

Sally Rogers : Why?

Buddy Sorrell : Well, one of the guys turns out to be a nut, and he keeps threatening me all week long - calls, you know, on the phone - "You better get down or I'm gonna run you over with my fruit truck."

Sally Rogers : Yeah, but he didn't, did he?

Buddy Sorrell : No, he didn't, but he got me scared. Now every time I see a fruit truck, I break out in hives.
Buddy Sorrell : As a matter of fact, the police asked for my cooperation.

Sally Rogers : Really?

Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, they asked me to move along.
Sally Rogers : Is Mr. Miller alright?

Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, I guess his head's alright, but he must be suffering from an awful pain in the cash register.

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell