The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Square Triangle (1963)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : [about Jacques]  It's just that... Well, he said some things to me.

  Millie Helper : Well, what kind of thing? What kind of things d'he say?

  Laura Petrie : Romantic things. Beautiful things. The kind of things a man shouldn't say to another man's wife.

  Millie Helper : Well, did he say he liked you? Did he say that he liked you very much? Did he say he loved you?

  [Laura drop's her head] 

  Millie Helper : [aghast]  He said "Laura I love you" in that beautiful accent! Oh, I'm dying.

• [Millie is dying to share Laura's secret with Sally] 

  Laura Petrie : I thought you were so good at keeping secrets!

  Millie Helper : Well, I am, but so is Sally. Aren't you, Sally? I bet they could cut off your arms and legs and throw you off a cliff.

  Sally Rogers : [eagerly]  Yeah, they did and I never talked. Now what is it?