The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Third One from the Left (1964)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Hi, Darling. How'd it go today?
Rob Petrie : Congratulate me - I'm engaged.
Laura Petrie : You're WHAT?
Rob Petrie : I wanted you to be the very first to know.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!
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Rob Petrie : You're gettin' pretty sophisticated, by the way. I call you on the phone and tell you a girl kissed me; you don't even get jealous!
Laura Petrie : Well, I figured your call was for help, not to boast.
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Laura Petrie : Chase her. If you chase her, she'll run.
Rob Petrie : Oh yeah. Alright, I'll chase her.
Laura Petrie : But Rob, just one thing. Don't, under any circumstances, catch her.
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Rob Petrie : I don't... What am I gonna DO with her. She's NUTS about me.
Laura Petrie : Aw, she'll get over it. I did.
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Rob Petrie : Well, I wanna tell her that if I run away with her, you'll kill yourself.
Laura Petrie : No, tell her that if you run away with her, I'll kill you both. No, no, that's no good. Then no one will have any fun.
Rob Petrie : Buddy will. He's got dibs on you.
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Rob Petrie : YOU'RE the one who said, "Chase, and she'll run."
Laura Petrie : And she didn't run?
Rob Petrie : She ran alright - she ran amok!