The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Uhny Uftz (1965)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : You uhny uftzed me.
Buddy Sorrell : Rob, I've done a lot of rotten things in my life. I never uhny uftzed anybody.
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Rob Petrie : We're vampires. We write sketches by night, and when the sun comes up they die.
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Rob Petrie : [consulting a psychiatrist] What I'm trying to say is I really saw a flying saucer.
Dr. Phil Ridley : You did?
Rob Petrie : Yeah. Whadda ya think? Am I crazy?
Dr. Phil Ridley : Well, who's to say what's crazy?
Rob Petrie : Well, heh... can't you? I mean, all... everybody I've told about it...
Dr. Phil Ridley : Rob, you want to tell me all about it?
Rob Petrie : Well, look, I wanna pay for it.
Dr. Phil Ridley : Oh, don't be crazy.
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[Rob is, again, alone in the office well after hours when...]
Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Rob Petrie : I didn't hear that.
Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Rob Petrie : I didn't hear that, either.
Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Rob Petrie : I heard that.
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Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Rob Petrie : [listening door to door for the source of the alien voice] It's not in the men's room.
Buddy Sorrell : No?
Voice : Uhny Uftz. Uhny Uftz.
Rob Petrie : Not in the ladies room.
Buddy Sorrell : See if they got one marked "Creatures."
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Rob Petrie : [Rob has just reported a UFO] She knew exactly what I was talking about. She was afraid to say anything because there was somebody listening in.
Laura Petrie : Who?
Rob Petrie : I don't know who, but I know darn well I heard more than one person laughing.
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Rob Petrie : What are you sneaking around in here for?
Buddy Sorrell : I always sneak around in empty buildings! You think I want somebody to hear me?
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Rob Petrie : I *must* have been asleep. It seemed so *real*.
Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Buddy Sorrell : Boy, you dream real good.
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Rob Petrie : It's gotta be a dream. How could a flying saucer get in a ventilator?
Voice : Uhny Uftz.
Buddy Sorrell : I-I heard it, too.
Rob Petrie : How do I know I'm not dreamin' YOU?
