The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Uncle George (1963)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Herman, I wanna give you this straight: we brought your mother here to introduce her to a man.
Herman Glimscher : A man?
Sally Rogers : Mm.
Herman Glimscher : Who?
Laura Petrie : Well, it's Rob's Uncle George. He's visiting here form Danville and he wanted to meet some nice lady.
Sally Rogers : And we couldn't find any, so we invited your mother.
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Rob Petrie : Boy I wish I was one of those Danish doctors.
Laura Petrie : How would THAT help?
Rob Petrie : Well, it wouldn't, except I'd be in Denmark.
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Laura Petrie : Well, one big breakfast coming up.
Rob Petrie : Uh, bad choice of words, Honey.