The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Uncle George (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Mel Cooley : Uh, if Alan doesn't have that script by four o'clock, he's gonna start tearing his hair out.

  Buddy Sorrell : [looking at Mel's bald head]  Kind of makes you sad, doesn't it?

• Mel Cooley : My therapist was right. By clicking this clicker, I release all my hostilities and tensions.

  Buddy Sorrell : Sounds like you're shaking your head.

• Rob Petrie : Where is the best place to get hold of an elderly lady?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, there's the fireman's carry or you can grab 'em by the ankles

• Rob Petrie : My Uncle George is in town from Danville and he's going looking for a new wife. He wants me to go out and find him a single girl.

  Sally Rogers : Well, you're lookin' at the king of the single girls.

  Rob Petrie : He needs a girl who's single and mature.

  Sally Rogers : Awww, thanks, Rob

  Buddy Sorrell : Mature, hey, how about my mother-in-law? She's so mature, she can hardly stand up.

  Rob Petrie : Your mother-in-law is married.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, but I'm sure my father-in-law would gladly step aside.

  Sally Rogers : Hey Buddy, didn't your mother-in-law have a twin sister?

  Buddy Sorrell : I hope not!