The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Uncle George (1963)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

Quotes 

• Mel Cooley : Uh, if Alan doesn't have that script by four o'clock, he's gonna start tearing his hair out.

  Buddy Sorrell : [looking at Mel's bald head]  Kind of makes you sad, doesn't it?

• Mel Cooley : My therapist was right. By clicking this clicker, I release all my hostilities and tensions.

  Buddy Sorrell : Sounds like you're shaking your head.